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<title>Geek Force the Webcomic RSS Feed</title>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com</link>
<description>
This is the official RSS feed for updates of Geek Force, the Webcomic, featuring the
only superheroes who fight demonic couches, phantom orange trees, eat concentrated sugar,
watch educational programming, and use open source.
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<webMaster>redphantom@geekforcehq.com</webMaster>
<copyright>2009 Redphnatom Xenpsychous. Some rights reserved.</copyright>
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<title>Geek Force is going to Artwalk</title>
<description>
Geek Force will be going dressed as their characters from Geek Force, the Webcomic to 
Springfield, Missouri's First Friday Artwalk on Firday, October 2nd. Our good friend and
fellow superhero, Low Budget Man will be joining us. We will be at the town square at 
around 8 pm if anyone wishes to see us in our ridiculous costumes. 
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<link>http://rick.geekforcehq.com/index.htm#3</link>
<pubDate>September 29th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Introducing...Rick's Blog.</title>
<description>
The first blog post for the Rick the Cryptozoologist's blog has been released. Along 
with the RSS feed to inform about updates to the blog. Redphantom has also added a 
privacy policy to the site because our lovely ads now collect enough information that we
need it. In other news, Redphantom is working on a sequel to The Great Cannabinoilis 
Pekoe and another rant. He doesn't know when they will be released but he is working on
them. They mostly deal with religion, and the abuse of religion and it's negative 
aspects. The second gag strip gets released tomorrow. 
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<link>http://rick.geekforcehq.com/index.htm#2</link>
<pubDate>August 4th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Rick, the Cryptozoologist</title>
<description>
The first issue of our new gag strip Rick, the Cryptozoologist, has been released. Rick
also has a separate site where he has sightings of Cryptids, RSS feeds, and eventually 
comic archives and a blog. Redphantom also updated the copyright notices on the entire 
site and made small changes to almost every page. There will also be changes to Geek 
Force's hidden profile page. 
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<link>http://rick.geekforcehq.com/index.htm</link>
<pubDate>July 29th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>New Gag Strip.</title>
<description>
As you may have seen at the top of the page, Geek Force is launching a new weekly gag
strip, seeing as Redphantom's rants aren't nearly as popular as the comic. The strip is
Rick, the Cryptozoologist, a character we're had for about three years. We're had the 
Geek Force characters for about five. Speaking of Geek Force, the comic went on hiatus 
in a really inconvenient spot in the story, don't worry, we will finish Geek Force some 
day, but for now, it has to be put on hold. For several reasons, not the least of which 
is that it's an intensive project and Geek Force doesn't have too much time right now. 
We'll post updates on that as they become available. As for Rick, it's a good project, or
at least, we hope it is. It has the same political humor, it's more like a short three 
panel weekly cartoon, but it is much less intensive. So, we should avoid the previous 
trouble we had with our deadlines with Geek Force, the Webcomic. Three issues are done, 
pretty much. The gags are written, the art is done, Redphantom just needs to put the art
together and add text, with real word balloons. And this way, Geek Force still 
has time to work on their top secret project. The site will be going down for a few 
hours one day over the next few days when Redphantom adds the new section for Rick, the
Cyptozoologist. Come by the site next Wednesday to check out the first comic. In other 
news, Redphantom put out a new rant earlier this week. 
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<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/index.htm#4</link>
<pubDate>July 24th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>New Ranting</title>
<description>
Well, it isn't about Michael Jackson, but, it is a rant. Sorry, but it seems like 
Redphantom was a little slow to get a rant out, so too much time passed to make a decent
rant about him and for it still to be relevant. Fortunately, Redphantom has replaced his
original rant with one much better, one about, of course, The Great Cannabinoilis Pekoe.
Redphantom will try and put rants out more often, though, his life is still a bit of a 
mess for the moment, so, no promises on when new rants will come. Redphantom will also
post any other updates about Geek Force as they become available. 
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<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/index.htm#3</link>
<pubDate>July 20th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Geek Force is still on Hiatus, and we're aren't dead...yet.</title>
<description>
Sorry for the lack of update, and for not posting any kind of content whatsoever. Geek 
Force the Webcomic is still on hiatus. Geek Force, now consisting of four members, only
three of whom have characters in the comic are working very slowly on another project. 
Partly because we want to avoid the earlier works in this project from being as bad as
the early comics, so, we're trying to learn before we release something publicly, and,
we want to be sure it goes through. All Redphantom is doing for this project is the 
writing and the technical aspects of the art. Stephen the Grand and DC are doing the real
artwork. We're also really behind, and Redphantom has rarely been behind on writing 
before, even in the worst of the comic delays, so, ultimately, the decision to put the
comic on hiatus seems to be the correct one. Every member of Geek Force is busy trying
to sort out other things, so, it would make it hard to do a Webcomic right now. We'll
release more info on our top secret project when Redphantom is confident it will come
to pass. Geek Force was actually working on this before the comic, and during a large
part of it's production, and it fell through before, several times. So, Redphantom won't
release info on it before he is sure it will be released. The comic was mainly designed
to give us something to do until this came through. That's why it's more Redphantom and
Stephen's thing. In other news, Redphantom made a rant which is called Michael Steele
is Whiter than Mr. Rogers. Redphantom will also post another rant soon, which deals with
the media obsession with Michael Jackson and celebrities in general. Plus, even though
My True Calling is Killing Babies didn't do as well as even our lowest rated comics, he
still wants to do a sequel to it. Redphantom will do his best to keep the site updated. 
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<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/index.htm#2</link>
<pubDate>July 11th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 1 Remake: How Not to Make a Good First Impression...AGAIN!</title>
<description>
This is the remake of Issue 1, with new jokes and new satire. Check it out.
</description>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/1/1/1.htm</link>
<pubDate>April 24th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>I know this is just supposed to be for updates but...</title>
<description>
This is HUGE news regarding Geek Force, the Webcomic.

There's some big news for Geek Force today. Redphantom Xenpsychous has been born again 
as a Christian! So, in order to accommodate his new faith, there are going to be some 
changes to Geek Force. Firstly, no more dirty language. Redphantom is also going to do 
some editing to the earlier comics to remove all vulgarity and profanity. Jew Avenger
will also no longer be appearing in Geek Force, and the other members will be given some
super awesome new powers and traits because they're Christians. It's going to be totally
rad. Geek Force is getting some new villains, too. Such as Mr. Charity, who goes around
giving improvised housing to the homeless of Greenefield. That's Socialism, and Jesus
would agree, those homeless people should work for their homes. They shouldn't just have
it given to them. They aren't victims of the housing market, bad debt, bad circumstances,
or any of that, they're just flipping lazy, and they got what they deserved. Born again
Geek Force will also be tackling all of the town's abortionists, that will actually be
the focus of the entire fourth story arc. What remains of the third will be spent dealing
with the master scientist behind human cloning: Erebus. Geek Force is going to be 
tackling these foes because they believe in the sanctity of life. They will also be 
rallying support in the comic for the death penalty, and for a renewal of The War on
Terror. Because those no good Muslim Americans have got to go. We will also get to see
Geek Force's arch nemesis in upcoming issues, who is the evil city manager who fixed 
all the town's corruption and switched to alternative energy but is also a flaming 
homosexual in an open relationship. Geek Force says, reform, resign, or be stoned, sir. 
Because Geek Force doesn't believe that homosexuality is a choice. Also, get ready to
learn about Vincentius's gay lover, because a cross dresser has to be gay. Also, each
episode will be named with a quote from the bible, begin with an opening prayer, and end
with a miracle which resolves that issue's plot. (Redphantom isn't sure how two parters
will work yet.) Also, these changes will take effect for Issue 31, as Issue 30 is already
in the works. And Redphantom doesn't know when he'll get around to censoring the old
issues. Sorry guys, you'll have to deal with Redphantom's old hateful ways until he gets
around to fixing the comics, until that time, he suggests reading the old issues with 
a bible nearby, just in case. Remember, Jesus saves.
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<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/index.htm</link>
<pubDate>April 1st, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 29: The Cruel Hand of Fate.</title>
<description>
Redphantom finally got Issue 29 out. 
</description>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/3/29/29.htm</link>
<pubDate>March 29th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 28: Lets get it on.</title>
<description>
Issue 28: Lets get it on has been released.
</description>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/3/28/28.htm</link>
<pubDate>February 7th, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 27: Uh...isn't that what terrorists do?</title>
<description>
Mechadeus seeks to brutally attack someone from his past and take his vengeance upon them
...uh...isn't that what terrorists do?
</description>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/3/27/27.htm</link>
<pubDate>January 22nd, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 26: Dreamcatcher?</title>
<description>
As Redphantom and Jew Avenger try to escape Mall Mart, they run into the people that make
it the realm of nightmares and the people who may make it the realm of dreams? 
</description>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/3/26/26.htm</link>
<pubDate>December 21st, 2008</pubDate>
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<title>Issue 25: From the Darkness</title>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/3/25/25.htm</link>
<description>
Issue 25, and the epic opening of the new story arc.
</description>
<pubDate>December 13th, 2008</pubDate>
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<title>Gaming Tournament Arc Ending</title>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/2/24/24.htm</link>
<description>
It's finally here.
</description>
<pubDate>December 2nd, 2008</pubDate>
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<title>Beginning</title>
<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/1/3/3.htm</link>
<description>
Geek Force, Issue 3: Ass Kickings and Climate Change.
Tasteless, Poorly Drawn, and Poorly Written, but it's the first issue of the webcomic
that has a few laughs. The plot pretty much follows the title.
</description>
<pubDate>April 22nd, 2008.</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.geekforcehq.com/comics/2/6/6.htm</link>
<description>
Geek Force Issue 6: Redphantom's Shadow. In this
issue, all hell breaks loose as Redphantom prepares to throw a gaming tournament.
This is the beggining of a three month story arc.
</description>
<pubDate>May 6th, 2008.</pubDate>
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